If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

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2021 | Emma Louise Swanson ph. for Esquire // MET Gala 2021

Bats and sycamore leaves*, a woodblock print by an unidentified Japanese artist ca. 1900. From the Taubman Museum of Art collection on JSTOR, featuring 1,701 freely accessible images of artworks, no login needed!

*What kind of leaves did you think they were, huh?

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anne carson: simple moving poem about awkward dinners with not-quite-friends and the ennui that comes with realizing this mundane unhappiness is all adult life is sometimes

insane people on twitter: has she ever tried being happy? i like going to dinner with friends, what’s wrong with her? she can afford to go out to dinner, she shouldn’t complain. just be a cooler hang, skill issue. this isn’t my exact experience (i like my friends) therefore this poem is bad and unrelatable and pretentious. she can’t debone a fish? loser.

going through the quote tweets with my jaw hanging

The poem's about feeling disconnected and rejected, and the audience stumble over themselves to avoid connecting with it and to reject it. I kind of like how closely the sad fictional world of the poem and the callous reality dovetail together 💔

#i would never be sad i would never be sad i would never be sad <- internal monologue of the commentary

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

James Meese, preliminary artwork for the cover of The Girls In 3-B

TIL the brostronauts of Apollo 10 called each other, and various guys at ground control, “babe” 297 times over the course of the mission.

shit, yes, babe

beware of false prophets n all

happy pride month kings

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

I need you all to understand that HONY censored it because originally he bought a bag of coke and was snorting coke dhdjdjhdjd

IM GONNA YELL

Thoughts?

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

Transgender Bond girl Caroline Cossey - For Your Eyes Only (1981)