wrestling works

you cracked me for real this time
cm punk/mjf, dog collar match, pwp, 10.5k

i want the wolf inside the wool
cm punk/mjf, mjf’s pipebomb, pwp, 3.7k

sick sense of a calling
cm punk/mjf, punk stepping down, pwp, 4.2k

the altar is your hips
cm punk/mjf, magic sex swap, pwp, 7.3k

what was it you meant to do?
cm punk/mjf, “snowed in” summer break, rated m, 6.1k

a church with a locked door
nick jackson/matt jackson, camboy au, rated e, 13.4k

the right reasons (cowritten with @pucklingrevisted​)
max squared, bachelor au, rated t, 7.3k

If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

anne carson: simple moving poem about awkward dinners with not-quite-friends and the ennui that comes with realizing this mundane unhappiness is all adult life is sometimes

insane people on twitter: has she ever tried being happy? i like going to dinner with friends, what’s wrong with her? she can afford to go out to dinner, she shouldn’t complain. just be a cooler hang, skill issue. this isn’t my exact experience (i like my friends) therefore this poem is bad and unrelatable and pretentious. she can’t debone a fish? loser.

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going through the quote tweets with my jaw hanging

The poem's about feeling disconnected and rejected, and the audience stumble over themselves to avoid connecting with it and to reject it. I kind of like how closely the sad fictional world of the poem and the callous reality dovetail together 💔

#i would never be sad i would never be sad i would never be sad <- internal monologue of the commentary


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